How to explain the OFFSIDE RULE to Women xoxo

Ok, so you’re standing in a single file queue in Topshop, smiling and tapping your feet because you’ve just picked up the most beautiful dress you have seen in ages and can’t wait to get to the till. The girl in front of you realises she doesn’t have her purse, prompting you to look for yours; only to realise you don’t have yours either!!! But there is hope! Your friend is at the back of the queue and she is offering to throw her purse to you, you can’t queue jump until the purse has been thrown! You let out a shout because you successfully caught your friend’s purse allowing you to quickly dodge the girl in front & arrive breathless at the desk.

Thats the offside rule!!! 

I hope this helps, xoxo